thelovelynickhummel:

Well I haven’t seen him in a few months and he should be bigger.

Yeah, he is a bit of a runt, but he’s grown a little since we first got him. 

He looks smaller than the last time I saw him…

What do you mean? He’s a baby.

theoreticalcharlie:

You could… oh, I dunno… Suck me off, maybe? And I’m rather, famished; I’d like to return the favor as well. Then we can do

other things.

Sure thing, baby. And I’ve definitely got other things I’d love to do.

theoreticalcharlie:

I am a wise man, what can I say? Good. I’m so glad you said that, because I’ve been waiting to order for a while now, and I’ve found that quotes aren’t quite satisfying my hunger…

Mm, is that so? And is there something special you wanted to order?

theoreticalcharlie:

You don’t have to tell me. Actions speak louder than words, another man once said ;)

You’re just full of wise quotes today, aren’t you? If it’s action that you want then I guessss I’m willing to deliver.

theoreticalcharlie:

Glad I could help :) Sounds like a plan. I’ll be there for you every step if the way, I promise. And whatever happens, we’ll make it work.

Have I told you how much I love you yet today?

theoreticalcharlie:

Well… you have to trust your gut. Sometimes, the hardest thing and the right thing are the same, as I heard in a song once. I know it’s not an actual basis for life decisions, but it makes sense. If you really want to get somewhere and you feel like taking this road would get you there, no matter how long it takes you, you go down that road and just be patient. You know, Confucius once said, “It does not matter how slow you go as long as you do not stop.” And the man was a freakin’ genius, Kurt.

…yeah, I guess you’re right…thank you, Charlie. And I’m not saying that sarcastically this time. I mean, I should definitely apply first and see if I’m even offered the job. Then I can decide what to do if I am.

theoreticalcharlie:

I’m sorry. Look, what do yo want me to say? You know I’m 100% behind you in whatever you decide on.

…I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to sound so bitchy. The thought of changing jobs right now when I’ve already made it this far at Vogue scares me, but I feel like it would help me get on the right track with the career I actually want. I guess I should go for it.

theoreticalcharlie:

Then… don’t stay…?

Thanks for the great advice.